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Chief's big fat thread of fitness

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Jan 1, 2018.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Now you see my ulterior motive for keeping this job mate. Walking miles, hoying 1000s of kilos about each day, and getting paid...
     
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  2. Commachio

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    Massive cramp in the back of my thigh..Get ti often...

    Just drank a glass of water, with a **** load of salt... that works


    top tip
     
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  3. thefanwithnoname

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    You don't like yoghurt do you?

    An old asian recipe my old man swears by, and has every day

    2 tablespoons of natural yoghurt in a glass, big pinch of salt, topped up with water. Stir well and drink

    I usually make a pint, salt to taste and drink it slowly. Cools your insides and sorts out cramps n that.

    We call it lassi.
     
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  4. JakartaToon

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    Eat more bananas or take a mineral supplement every day. It will stop you getting cramp.

    However saltwater is probably quickest way of getting extra salts in when you get cramp.
     
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  5. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Had a good start to the week and a ****e end.

    Did 5k+ plus some decent weights (can't really be arsed to detail) both days but have managed **** all since for various reasons.

    Won't do anything today as heading north in an hour so that's me till Monday, when I'll start again.

    Hopefully do 4 days worth of the above next week and thereafter.

    Should have brought my running trainers home with me, I'd have plenty time tomorrow when I'm at my folks house.
     
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  6. Commachio

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    Ive bought some apples, bananas and tangerines, does that count?
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Wrong thread dude.

    Dinner thread is that a way >>>>>>>
     
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  8. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Love using a bench when the bloke on the one next to you has a dumbbell exactly twice the weight of the ones you're using in each hand!!

    ****ing meat head. <grr>

    Cracking quality fanny in here tonight. Notably so!
     
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  9. Commachio

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    Even funnier when he farts and ****s himself...Steriod fannies.
     
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  10. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    I'll have moved by then I hope!
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

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    Or when you’re doing tricep extensions with 12’s and there’s a bloke next to you with a 50kg chain round his waist doing dips.
     
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  12. Commachio

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    I had a roid mate from southport..He'd eat chicken and rice every 4 hours..Even wake up to go and eat it, wtf?

    I think they get into a zone, and just keep going..May look ok, but turns them all radgy.
     
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    Sorry bro
     
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  14. Commachio

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    sounds like a right ****er
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>

    Yeah, been there.

    Last week actually!
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Anyway, did ok tonight.

    4 sets of flat bench press (bar)
    4 sets inclined dumbbell press (where goliath had a 55kg in each hand)
    4 sets seated press (only thing available at the time)
    4 sets flies, using dumbbells.

    3 mile run to finish.

    Was packed in there, not many other things I could have done without having to wait around.

    Shoulders & back tomorrow.

    Also started creatine today.
     
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  17. PINKIE

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    Been swimming 1/2 mile every other day. Cycle and Surf when conditions allow.
     
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  18. Commachio

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    this is much more impressive than lifting a few poxy weights.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    I could swim half a mile with my ****ing eyes closed dude.

    In my sleep.
     
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  20. Commachio

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    really?
     
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