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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yeah bish bash bosh, and it was out. ****ing sexy dentist too, some little Czech bird. I wouldn’t have minded staying in there a bit longer too.
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    ****ing hell mate. It looks like a World War I trench at the back of my gums !
     
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  3. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Sweats is married to a supermodel, like most on here. So he thinks this bird I'm seeing is rough....
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I hope you don’t get dry socket mate.
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    My Mrs is too short to be a supermodel.
     
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  6. Stan

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    I think he was just pissed and feeling a bit evil!
     
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yeah.. she mentioned that.
     
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  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Bollox to that, anyone who is willing to yank peoples teeth out for a living are of a warped mind...
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Worst pain a man can go through apparently.
     
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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    She can yank me off anytime she likes man.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I’m not even going to think about it ...
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    New ones maybe.

    They can **** right off if they think I'm getting rid of mine.

    Does that apply to my open fire in the front room too? They can **** off with that and all.
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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  14. The Ginger Marks

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    Can’t be as bad as Jabba’s experience, he had wisdom teeth put in. <laugh>
     
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  15. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Anyone know of any good non alcohol drinks apart from Alcohol free Lager ?

    Getting bred of Sprtie , Fanta , Sqaush etc .
     
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  16. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    The non alcoholic ciders seem fairly decent, taste wise, mate <cheers>
     
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    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Try Gout .
     
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  18. Number 1 Jasper

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    Any Cat Lovers around ?
     
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  19. Chief

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    My Dad currently in hospital.

    We were taking in alcohol free red wine! A booze placebo, if you like.

    He seemed to like it, I didn't try it myself.

    Eisberg from Tesco or M&S do a Merlot version.
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Plenty.
     
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