Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

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I need to find a new watering hole, where men are men and the pub smells of BO and piss. Populated by drunks who all claim to have served in the SAS, despite being 5ft 2" and 8 stone wet, where the women are all called Tracey or Sharon, where the car park is full of uninsured XR3i's, and the walls are a beige colour due to years of nicotine staining. Oh for the good old 70's/80's.
 
tracey and sharon liked it up the ****ter in the car park as well <laugh>

pub i used to drink in my mate shagged someone up the arse in the car park, and then came back in bragging about it, like we wanted to here that ****e <laugh>
 
I used to drink in a pub in Liverpool where a decent looking girl would shag anything in a uniform, she was just turned on by uniforms. One bloke who drank in their used to rent out his fireman's uniform. There were some blokes in very ill fitting fireman's uniform who had her. Unfortunately she also had the clap and this resulted in lots of customers drinking soft drinks "due to the tablets they were taking" for several weeks.
 
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Garlic Klopp said:
I need to find a new watering hole, where men are men and the pub smells of BO and piss. Populated by drunks who all claim to have served in the SAS, despite being 5ft 2" and 8 stone wet, where the women are all called Tracey or Sharon, where the car park is full of uninsured XR3i's, and the walls are a beige colour due to years of nicotine staining. Oh for the good old 70's/80's.
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ah the 70's
formica topped tables in the bar (penny cheaper than the lounge <laugh> ) with 4 old shrivelled men mumbling about "bloody youngsters today" while playing the longest game of Dominos ever.
Placing the dartboard next to the door from outside , could always tell newcomers as they were either a bit shocked looking or bleeding , and not understanding while this may not be the best idea.
Lager at 4p a can following Iranian revolution - people were turning up to parties with crates of it <laugh>
Outside bogs.

Progress my arse <laugh>
 
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Solid_Air 2 said:
ah the 70's
formica topped tables in the bar (penny cheaper than the lounge <laugh> ) with 4 old shrivelled men mumbling about "bloody youngsters today" while playing the longest game of Dominos ever.
Placing the dartboard next to the door from outside , could always tell newcomers as they were either a bit shocked looking or bleeding , and not understanding while this may not be the best idea.
Lager at 4p a can following Iranian revolution - people were turning up to parties with crates of it <laugh>
Outside bogs.

Progress my arse <laugh>
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Now people travel miles to drink in a pub that is "unchanged for years". There are a couple in Shrewsbury that bring back memories of the 70/80's as they have not been decorated or had new furniture for years. There is one in Shrewsbury which still has a glass section in the top of one of the doors into the old stag bar with a picture of a stag's head on it and just to emphasis the matter it has "stag bar" etched into the glass. There is a brass plaque next to it saying "men only until .... and then the date stag bars were declared illegal. It still gets full of blokes playing dominoes and shove halfpenny who glare at any woman brave enough to enter. My youngest daughter delights in going in there with her pint just to annoy them all.
 
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A pub i used to frequent ended up with a backroom which to my knowledge no man ever stepped into though a few brave souls did open the door only to have it gently explained to them ,in that particular way women have , that the "welcome" sign didn't apply to their room <laugh>
 
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I used to drink in a pub in Liverpool where a decent looking girl would shag anything in a uniform, she was just turned on by uniforms. One bloke who drank in their used to rent out his fireman's uniform. There were some blokes in very ill fitting fireman's uniform who had her. Unfortunately she also had the clap and this resulted in lots of customers drinking soft drinks "due to the tablets they were taking" for several weeks.
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That's all absolutely disgusting <laugh>
 
Solid_Air 2 said:
A pub i used to frequent ended up with a backroom which to my knowledge no man ever stepped into though a few brave souls did open the door only to have it gently explained to them ,in that particular way women have , that the "welcome" sign didn't apply to their room <laugh>
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I wonder what would happen if pubs started having 'men only' rooms <whistle>

It's like when a woman says something like 'Oh I like your beard/shirt, can I touch it?' ... Let's reverse that to any element of the female anatomy/presentation and see what the reaction is
 
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you seen this frank? it's in belfast think thats close to you isn't it?

Cregagh estate if that means anything to you?

quality work, would love one of these.
 
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I wonder what would happen if pubs started having 'men only' rooms <whistle>

It's like when a woman says something like 'Oh I like your beard/shirt, can I touch it?' ... Let's reverse that to any element of the female anatomy/presentation and see what the reaction is
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that's true, but men don't usually ask for permission if they want to grab a womens ass to be fair <laugh>
 
Garlic Klopp said:
It's like a women's problem page on here lately. Would you dare be heard talking about such matters in a real pub!! I think not, so man up!!!!
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I've already made this point. You'd get barred from the ****ing Cheese for talking about this kind of ****. I wear the same pair of socks all week. I never, ever smell, unless I've shat myself <ok>
 
Garlic Klopp said:
I need to find a new watering hole, where men are men and the pub smells of BO and piss. Populated by drunks who all claim to have served in the SAS, despite being 5ft 2" and 8 stone wet, where the women are all called Tracey or Sharon, where the car park is full of uninsured XR3i's, and the walls are a beige colour due to years of nicotine staining. Oh for the good old 70's/80's.
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Cheese <ok>
 
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