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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Jan 12, 2019.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Mostly horses. They’ll do it for a Snickers. Cheap.
     
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  2. Sweats

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    That how I’d look if I ate commies diet.
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    fat ****, wouldn#t get near
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Oh, ****ing cheers mate
     
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  5. Sweats

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    I’d be a bit whiter. Due to cold
     
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  6. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    Weird the fact his head is blacker than the rest of him.. which there is a lot of.
     
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  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Just have a 4 pack of milky way
     
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  8. Why stop there?

    Bring back public birching.

    I'd volunteer to pull the lever.
     
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  9. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Shoot them all in the bollocks.
     
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  10. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Yep, stop giving out pathetic sentences. They're suppose to be a deterrent ffs
     
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  11. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    You'd pay to be on the receiving end ffs
     
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  12. Tiddler

    Tiddler Hoshu-tekina

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    Bollocks to that. Unless we bring back the cat for 'petty' crime, just increase the minimum sentence for all convictions to 12 months.
     
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  13. Tiddler

    Tiddler Hoshu-tekina

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    Make the death a bit more painful and lingering.
     
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  14. brb

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    Send them to Chinese re-education camps, you will not get much harsher than that in our so called civilised world today, in fact you will probably just 'disappear.'
     
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  15. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Interesting point. Can communist China, with it's autocratic government, be considered civilised? China is one of the oldest civilizations in the world. But is a country that imprisons or even executes it's own citizens without trial, a civilized society? Or do they have different values in Asia, ie. the rights of the individual come after, not before, the interests of the wider society?
     
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  16. brb

    brb CR250

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    I say in jest, we seem to have no qualms about trading with them, in fact 60% of Jaguars profits come from China, so i suppose they must be civilised <whistle>
     
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  17. Stan

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    Watched a documentary about a prison in India last night. Wouldn't want to go there.
     
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  18. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    If we're willing to trade with the House of Saud, we'll trade with anyone.


    China is the future anyway, time to start learning Chinese.
     
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  19. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Some of these Europeans that smuggle drugs in exotic locations, must be ****ing nuts. Those South American jails look especially ****ing awful, no matter how much coke I'd hoovered up, I'd never be persuaded to risk that.
     
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  20. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Something isn't right...my mate got locked up for attempted kidnap...came out as a business tycoon 6 months later
     
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