Off Topic The Burly Arms

cheers..

I've got ****ed knees, bad back, and can't feel my big toe.. I just don't ccmplain about it. (except on here)

 

^ poove^

 

totally, what a ****ing mincer i've become

 

You’re going to hell.

 

Does she know you have posted this ?

 

Already there.

 

. i doubt she reads it mate

 

Yeah but wait til Saffy emails her.

 

She'll send pics with a lamp

 

And quotes her dimensions..

Though no ruler is big enough for that forehead.

 

Not a bad piece of crumpet that Sky lad.

 

The best piece of advice I can give you is
































Don't forget to fill up

 

After you’ve done 5 minutes of downward dog.

 

That's right mate. You don't want to be attempting that on an empty tank.

 

Could be low back problems. One of the early signs of a herniated disc for example can be a pain in the foot.

Either that or gout

 

I could eat a turnip instead, that may see enough calories to walk to a bus stop, and become a bus ****er

 

Or Sciatica. Comm said he's got nerve impingement. There's basically a bunch of nerves that branch out from your lower back and go down your legs and groin, loads of lower back pain can cause nerve impingement that affects your legs and feet.

 

Well I’m drunk.

The fact I’m sat in a pub laughing at my phone is bad.

 

. Is it **** mate It was from immersion foot...

 

Turnip curry or just eat it raw ?