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  1. BobbyD

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    Yes but the yanks are mental. You have more gun crime there too which you dont see in other countries liie switzerland etc where you can have arms
     
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  3. Commachio

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    <laugh> .
     
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    Free up places for people who send mean tweets.

    So, rob someone's car or home, you go free but send mean tweets get two and a half years porridge

    Seems legit

    This comes on the back of police saying they are not investigating certain categories of crimes. If someone breaks into your home and takes everything, someone steals your bike, ect, crimes like that, police do nothing except record the crime

    Granted every little crime cannot be investigated, but when they have time to show up at someone's home because they sent a mean tweet... makes you wonder..

    worse now, real crimes see no time, and mean tweets get you locked up

    Khan, spent over a million on a 5 man Scotland yard unit, how much are those twats getting paid? , to police mean tweets

    There are many other crimes that will see you do bird, when there is no reason you should be locked up.

    I'm a firm believer in non custodial hard labour sentences for non violent crimes. Dig that ditch bitch, dredge that river ho, clear that sewer slapper.. ect

    Who was it that said "work will set you free" :bandit:
     
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  5. Commachio

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    Oh...Pheepee speaks sense.
     
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  6. Sweats

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    They should be replaced by;

    An afternoon with haig

    Catching wasps with math.

    Being bummed by a well hung black man.

    Listening to haigs band.

    Swapping hoodies with with math

    Being force fed hash browns by the boy commie

    Eating ginges food.

    Being bummed by ginges mrs.
     
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  8. Sweats

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    ^ racist^
     
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  9. Commachio

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    After eating his food?
     
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    Phee said....I'm a firm believer in non custodial hard labour sentences for non violent crimes. Dig that ditch bitch, dredge that river ho, clear that sewer slapper.. ect

    So i thought he was on about resurrecting chain gangs <ok>
     
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    I think one has to be a violent crime. I met a bloke in Mexico who was on the run from the feds in the US because he was wanted for people smuggling across the border in Texas. He got done for beating a bloke up with a baseball bat, who he said had been fiddling with his niece and then he got arrested for nicking some batteries from a shop. If the feds caught up with him then it would have been a mandatory life sentence.
     
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    Good band they were
     
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  13. Stan

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    So a criminal had crossed the border from the US to Mexico? Those Mexicans need to build a wall or something to keep the ****ers out.
     
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  15. Commachio

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    Tunnels mate, it's all the rage
     
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    ;)
     
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  17. Sweats

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    <laugh>
     
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  18. Tel (they/them)

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    Swap 6 months for 3 days at a special treatment centre.

    72 hours of savage arse rape should turn most of them away from crime.
     
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  19. Stan

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    Who would you hire to do the arse raping?
     
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