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The Pundits with no brains thread

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  1. Rum & Black for 2

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    Was wondering which of Ashley’s stooges would stick their head above the parapet to defend the indefensible and particularly interested as to how they would try and do it.

    Well, step up Tim Sherwood, the footballing expert who hasn’t had a managers job for over 3 years who seems to be pitching for Rafa’s job once Rafa leaves in the Summer.

    Tim Sherwood talking on BT Sport:

    “I think sometimes at home the onus is on him (Rafa Benitez).

    “The fans think, well you bored us to death away from home, we have been travelling in our numbers, now try and entertain us, try and score goals, but (Newcastle under Rafa) don’t do it (score goals and entertain even at home).

    “And I mean that in the nicest possible way.

    “He stifles games, Rafa Benitez, and he knows how to do it, he know how to get results.

    “Without Rafa Benitez they get relegated with that squad of players.

    “With Rafa they stay up.

    “For me they are not….they are in a relegation battle, of course they are, they have a lot of hard work to do, but they are out of it in my opinion.

    “I think they are good enough to be able to do it because of that man (Rafa Benitez).

    “I think Mike Ashley has to take some credit for appointing him.

    “Yes you don’t wan to go out there and sign big money players and average players for big money.

    “What he (Mike Ashley) wants Rafa to do is to turn average players into good players and that is what he is doing.”
     
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  2. JokeInEre

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    He just hates newcastle mate. In his mind we are a fan base that expects too much and are unfair and unrealistic in our expectations. Dont be fooled.. he is loving the way things are going at NUFC.
     
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    A special mention must go to the ******ed hairy gorilla. Step forward ......

    Richard Keys .! ****!!
     
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    He's a cockney
     
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    This one's going to run.... <laugh>
     
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    Rio thick as ****e Ferdinand
     
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    Rio was just defending you on BT, like he'd booked a hotel stay for February!
     
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    Danny the bauldy dwarf Murphy
     
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    Cockinhand
     
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    This from Rio (not making it up):

    “What if Ashley spent £30m on a midfielder and £30m on a striker and they both get injured? That’s a waste of £60m.”

    I would say he said it with a straight face, but....
     
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    Thank God, he’s not an out of work journeyman Manager.
     
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    He's got a set of lips like a welly top pussy
     
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    Rio has business collaborations with Ashley.

    That explains his defensive meltdown before the game as he supported Ashley.
     
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    He's a ****
     
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    He was a total twat today. I'll hate that fkr for the rest of my life now.
     
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    sums up life really this bloke ,driven by hate and greed
     
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    Ferdinand cruelly exposed.
     
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    Twitter is absolutely crucifying Ferdinand. Luke Edwards, George Caulkin and a host of other respected journo's sticking the boot in. I gave him a little tirade for a larf.

    Jake Humphreys was almost speechless at the ignorant arrogance - it's interesting, because I bet a conversation with Fat Mike isn't a lot different - he'd shout you down, claim he was hard done by then just say "**** this, I'm off for a ruby" before you could speak.
     
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