Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Metth will get confused though and internally combust.

Yolk will go everywhere.

 

He’ll either:

A) Get sent off for fouling Kane as the last man.
B) Score an own goal.
C) Give away a penalty for handball.
D) All of the above.

 

E) pull a face like he’s squeezing out a loaf, after being bunged up for a week.

 

But you never get penalties given against you

Net penalties 2002-2018
LFC +31
Man Utd +41

 

Liverpool had three in one game at Old Trafford.

 

How many titles did both teams win during that period? Maybe one had a consistently better defence than the other?

 

Astro is currently sending google search into overdrive.

 

As far as you're concerned it's always someone else.

 

Rio has just wiped the floor with Newcastle fans

@JakartaToon @leez @J J McClure what you saying lads?

 

Aye , but rio has got big lips

 

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Racism will not be tolerated on this board.

 

Anybody seen Mia Khalifa’s tweet about Guendouzi?

@PESKIE thought they’d bought a worldy but he’s just Jay Spearing in a wig.

 

Claude is ****ing brilliant

"They deserve to be on crimewatch for what they've done to this club"

"He won't get away with that in Milan, he'll have a horse head put in his bed"

 

Interesting game between Barca's H team vs Newcastle.

1-1 HT

 

That Kepa isnt all that is he? Hes the most expensive keeper in the world. I'd prefer someone like Begovic...

Hes nowhere near De Gea, Ederson and Allison. The 3 true elite keepers in the PL.

 

Brilliant by Hazard and Will.I.Am

 

For those who like a stat...

Shane Long's last four goals have come under 4 different managers

 

You've got no chance of catching 'Pool. Not this season, or for many seasons ahead.

We're the only real hope for humanity, Tel.

 

Ouch!