Stewed Sausages Way Gravy N Boiled Totties Way Meltit Butter

G i r f u y

 

That's a magic dinner...

 

Sounds £*****g orrible. Stewed sausages? What, like boiled? Ffs.

 

I thought the morris dancers stewed everything.

 

morris dancers?

 

No - Stewed you thick ****.

 

Gravy and melted butter on the same plate? Sounds ****ing horrible.

 

There's only 3 ways I know to cook sausages. You can fry em, grill em, or bake em in the oven. What the £**k does stewing em involve?

I'm assuming all this takes place in the land of the deep-fried Mars Bar?

 

Seperate plates

 

Whos Mel... and why does she make butter from her gazongas?

 

In the Central Scotland when we talk about stewed sausage we mean done in the oven with gravy and onions.

 

naw we dont, we mean stewed in a pot with gravy n onions

 

Oven. Ya walloper.

 

FFS stewed sausages are sausages that are stewed is it really that ****ing hard a concept to grasp. And make mashed tatties with stewed sausages always!

 

aye right, yer granny must have been ******it

pot over a flame on top a the cooker

 

Boiled. Ya walloper.

 

nae ****ing chance always mashed!

I'd stick them in a dish and bung them in the oven but the missus does them in a pot too, she once put milk in the kettle cos she wanted hot milk so I wouldn't trust her.

 

Stewed on the hob Or in the oven ya ****in spam javelin.

See, ma maw done it in the Oven and shes a proddie, but ma missus does it oan the hob and shes a pape.

So Proddie Stewed sausage is oven and Papish is boiled on the hob

And jewish is the cut ends off

 

Ma maw's nae ****ing proddie and she put them in the oven!

 

sounds aboot right edge, am fae a good tim family and we do it on the hob, use huns are no right.

boiled totties ere mash aw day ya traitor