Match Day Thread Countdown to Salop (16th)

No mate, borrow CLB's shorts and go as a 13 year old

 

They'll then become trousers.

 

Oh, btw …… I am going 1-1 at the Salopeans

 

@Royston Vasey can you make 9.30 Sunday for the breakfast payment?

 

2-0 to Banbury. They have a good away record.

 

No

 

Okay, I'll meet you at New Street after.

4-pack of San Miguel will go down well.

 

P1ss off.

You haven't won any bet yet. Plus, there is a moral dilemma as to whether I pay you, as you clearly cheated me by being in possession of inside info. Most importantly however, I want to enjoy my day trip on Saturday - which means not seeing you at any point during it

 

@Royston Vasey may like this offer.

I predict Dushitelet will still be the guvnor when 18/19 season ends.

Double or quits.

 

I'd cut your losses, Royston Elfs is a bit of a shark.

 

Deal

 

I like to do my bit for the disadvantaged of Bromley, by ensuring the starving little g1t gets a nice omelette and chips.

 

Didn't he complain that the food was greasy last time but that the waitress was a bit of a sort?

 

Watching Elfs devour that omelette was akin to witnessing Usain Bolt do the 100m.

And he was talking about Apologists at the same time

 

Correct.

First time I have ever seen Mr van Gerwen smile.

 

I have been called a lot worse

 

Like candy from a baby.

 

I worked on the basis the quicker I scoffed my (late)winnings the quicker I could get away from you, and that prick @Clb74

 

But you stayed for another hour after you had scoffed up, telling poor @Clb74 and I about your jacket collection?