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Are all internet forum infesters 30 stone and bald with a beard?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Dave the Rave, Sep 7, 2011.

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  1. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    12 Stone, you fat bastard <laugh>

    24 years old, 5 ft 9 and 10.5-11 stone.
     
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    Depay Sound, Sep 7, 2011
  2. Jobby Funbags

    Jobby Funbags Guest

    Both - got the train to Glasgow one day and had a mega-lez session with all the pregnant weathergirls up there.

    Bit too much discharge for my liking, though (and that wee Gillian Smart is a right wee vicious biter).

    I'm coming back up next month for a strap-on attack on Cat Cubie.
     
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    Jobby Funbags, Sep 7, 2011
  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I'm not going to discuss my height/weight/hirsuteness. It could compromise my secret identity. :bandit:
     
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    Gambol, Sep 7, 2011
  4. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    Only 5'9", you short bastard <laugh>
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Sep 7, 2011
  5. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    brums only 5ft 8 <laugh>
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Sep 7, 2011
  6. Dave the Rave

    Dave the Rave Member

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    Judging by all of your answers and previous persistent lying, you are all fat and ugly <yikes>
     
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    Dave the Rave, Sep 7, 2011

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    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    5 ft 11 and 9st10. Not going bald yet but my mum says i'm an ugly ****.
     
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  8. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    skinny <yikes>
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Sep 7, 2011
  9. Dave the Rave

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    Chippys Xylophone Ribs Shame <ok>
     
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    Dave the Rave, Sep 7, 2011
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    <laugh> My dad keeps telling me I could star as an extra in a holocaust movie. He's sensitive like that <wah>
     
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  11. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    Average height :D
     
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    Depay Sound, Sep 7, 2011
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    It's Wednesday?

    That means you've got one early given your eagerness to have it filled, or become so attached since the weekend you haven't given it back.
     
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    - SW6 -, Sep 7, 2011
  13. EDGE

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    Fat, the ****s built like a rake.

    Here's Jackyboy heading to the Gaza Strip

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    EDGE, Sep 7, 2011
  14. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    and his feet are a ridiculous size 4.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Sep 7, 2011
  15. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    whoever told you that is lying to make you feel better <ok>
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Sep 7, 2011
  16. Zico

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    I'm 6`1", 90kg with hair like Patrick Swayze (so I'm told)
     
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    Zico, Sep 7, 2011
  17. Dave the Rave

    Dave the Rave Member

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  18. Jobby Funbags

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    <laugh>
     
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    Jobby Funbags, Sep 7, 2011
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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  20. Zico

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    Photo of me taken last night.



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    Zico, Sep 7, 2011
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