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Are all internet forum infesters 30 stone and bald with a beard?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Dave the Rave, Sep 7, 2011.

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  1. Dave the Rave

    Dave the Rave Member

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    Okay, so people have the perception that all men who browse internet forums are fat and ugly.

    Is this true?

    I for one disagree... why?

    Because I am a bit of a looker and Brad Pitts got nothin on me, well so my mum says anyway.

    P.S. Does this apply to Wimin also?
     
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    Dave the Rave, Sep 7, 2011
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    No, just Jip Jaap Stam <ok>
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Sep 7, 2011
  3. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    There are no wimmin on the internet, only men pretending <ok>
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Sep 7, 2011
  4. Dave the Rave

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    <grr>

    I'm leaving and never coming back <wah>
     
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    Dave the Rave, Sep 7, 2011
  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I shave every day.
     
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  6. Dave the Rave

    Dave the Rave Member

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    Brazilian? <ok>
     
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    Dave the Rave, Sep 7, 2011
  7. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    My BMI is within the healthy range for someone of my height, and I don't have a beard. I am, however, going a bit thin on top.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Sep 7, 2011
  8. di Fredsta!

    di Fredsta! Well-Known Member

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    Meh, I dont have a beard right now, so this isnt true! <ok>
     
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    di Fredsta!, Sep 7, 2011
  9. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    im not 30 stone or bald, but i do have a beard <ok>
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Sep 7, 2011
  10. Dave the Rave

    Dave the Rave Member

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    I KNEW IT... I ****ING KNEW IT <yikes>
     
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    Dave the Rave, Sep 7, 2011

  11. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Just had offshore medical and my BMI is well within limit.

    6'2" slim with black hair and not bad looking (so ive been told).

    Just a pity i have really low self esteem.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Sep 7, 2011
  12. Jobby Funbags

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    Who wants to see my fanny?
     
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    Jobby Funbags, Sep 7, 2011
  13. Thomas The Cat

    Thomas The Cat Well-Known Member

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    I have a beard and I'm mostly bald but I'm not fat, I'm plesently plump thought, I'm not ugly I don't think so anyway but I am a virgin.
     
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    Thomas The Cat, Sep 7, 2011
  14. Chris-Gashead

    Chris-Gashead Well-Known Member

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    Yes please
     
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    Chris-Gashead, Sep 7, 2011
  15. Jobby Funbags

    Jobby Funbags Guest

    Here you go

    please log in to view this image


    Tuck in lads.
     
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    Jobby Funbags, Sep 7, 2011
  16. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    24 years old, 12 st and 6 ft 0 in height. I have got a beard though :D sort of
     
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    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction, Sep 7, 2011
  17. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Have you still got Chris Hollins' stale spunk matted in your pubes so that it resembles a bristly doormat?
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Sep 7, 2011
  18. Jobby Funbags

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    He's so tiny that his jizz only reached my knees.
     
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    Jobby Funbags, Sep 7, 2011
  19. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Have you ever lezzed up with Sian or Susanna?
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Sep 7, 2011
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    im quite lean and muscular cos i work out 4 times a week and i dont have a beard but i no longer shave every day cos it gives me a rash so i shave every 2-3 days i think the stubble gives me a ruggedness
     
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