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Off Topic The undateables

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Sep 17, 2018.

  1. Stan

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    A few series ago one of the dates was filmed at a restaurant in our town. The restaurant is closed now. The customer service there was by some ****ing huge margin the worst I've ever encountered. It was so bad that we went a few times just to laugh at how badly the place was run.
     
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  2. There is a cruel streak in you that is not attractive, Stan.
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    How much did you tip?
     
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  4. Stan

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    One time I tipped the waitress quite a lot as she was doing her best to do literally everything while the owner was sat on his arse doing **** all. The owner's kid used to run riot in the place, going up to random tables, making crazy noises at the customers and dragging his toy car across the tables while people were eating. It was like something out of a Fast Show sketch at times.
     
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    Hot spoon back of the neck, **** kids
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Unrapeables.

    Channel 5 11pm
     
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  7. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    I’ll be watching The Undateablea tonight, It’s on at 9pm tonight, On channel 4.
     
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    If you enjoy it mate you can watch it again at 10pm
    On Channel 4+1 tonight
    In my opinion
     
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    From what I understand Meth is the you don't want to find yourself in a relationship with a partner or someone who despises you in your sixties like some third rate wumsters on here.If you find that pussy isn't for you just star up a band and play out of tune. <ok>
     
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  10. Angry_Physics

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    This thread could have been called "Tobes and Matth" <whistle>
     
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  11. Willhoops

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    Math any you like?
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    The concept of this show is ****ing tragic.
     
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  13. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Worst of the worst of reality TV ****e.
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Shocking.

    The folk on it seem nice enough... so...
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You’re never getting a shag if you take a bird to look at owls on a date.
     
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  16. Willhoops

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    <laugh>
     
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  18. Matth_2014

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    I’m not gay.
     
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  19. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    He didn't say you was.
     
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  20. Matth_2014

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    I’m considering going on the show.
     
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