Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Son goes down early looking to better Deli Alli's diving record.

 

If Tottenham get through to the final does said final get played at a neutral venue?

 

No, the FA have already sold the tickets for Wembley

http://www.clubwembley.com/events/2019/carabao-cup-final

 

Ngolo Kante slices through the Spurts defence with ease as he creates an opening for the visitors.

The score remains 0-0 (nil-nil)

 

Mauricio Sarri has just vacated the venue for a quick 3 cigarettes.

 

Trippier getting forward down Chelsea’s exposed left flank and failing to spot a perfect diving opportunity for Deliabolama Alli.

 

With the way his Chelsea team are playing Tel it wouldn't surprise me if there was a sneaky crack pipe involved.

 

Winks goes down like a pussy and scream, the ref awards the pansy a free kick

 

We will confirm this with guest referee Uria Rennie at half time.

 

****ing hell there's a blast from the past.

Useless **** he was.

 

Robbie who?

 

In his pre-match interview Harry Kane said he was looking forward to (indecipherable mumbling) tonight so let’s see if he follows through on that.

 

Respect the watershed please co-commentator.

 

Jackson. Please don’t call me while I’m at work.

 

Blistering snap shot from Eden Azzard as he stings Hugo Loris’ fingers. Comfortable in the end for the butterfingered goalkeeper.

 

My apologies Tel, I only wish I had your gift for your politeness.

Back to the game and Chelsea coming back into it a bit with some possession, currently don't look like they'd score in a brothel though.

It's an extremely poor game being played in a very quiet, half empty stadium.

 

Fat and slow too.

 

Lloris isn't playing (drunk)

 

By a bunch of ****s.

 

A poor attack from Spurs results in nothing.