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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I’ll build it.
     
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  2. The Real Spurlock

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    I'll wreck it<diva>:emoticon-0167-beer::emoticon-0166-cake::emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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  3. Stan

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    Fan can build it for £3.50 and a cheese sandwich.
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Well that’s the end of that idea then.
     
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  5. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    He can knock up a 4 bedder with a skip full of pallets and a trailer full of horseshit
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Just on my way home from the dentist. Got to go back for a surgical procedure next Monday as the wisdom tooth needs to come out and they’ve got to split the ****er in two and then take each half out coz it’s grown wonky in my gob.

    ****ing joy.
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Too much kale mate, that’s what that is.
     
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  9. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    The dentist did mention something now you say that. I though he said something about his mail, but now it all makes sense.
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    That old saying... too much veg, makes your teeth wonky.
     
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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I know mate, bit like that other one

    An Apple a day, makes you a ****.
     
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  12. Tobes

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    Unless it’s giving you pain, leave the **** alone mate. Swerve.
     
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  13. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Currently debating wether to turn my christmas projector off.
    Any feedback would be greatly appreciated
    Cheers
     
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  14. PINKIE

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    It's been hurting for weeks and I can't chew on that side, so the ****er needs to come out. Dentist told me that the main nerve that feeds all of your teeth runs just underneath where my wonky wisdom tooth lies. And that if somebody got it wrong and damaged the nerve then it could kill the supply to all of my teeth.

    Yeah thanks, that was just what I wanted to hear <laugh>
     
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  15. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Sounds ideal <laugh>

    A mate of mine had one of his out and they broke his jaw.
     
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  16. PINKIE

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    Sounds like a fun day out <laugh>
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Is it one that projects massive pink snowflakes onto the side of your house? They're really festive them.

    You probably should, yes.
     
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  18. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    White snowflakes, snowmen and christmas trees
    15 quid from asda living
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Can see why Bayern want Hudson Odoi, he’s been great these past couple of times I’ve seen him.
     
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    he certainly has the minerals. Just needs a bit of end product although it doesn't help when we have hazard and kante in the box only 20% of the time
     
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