Off Topic Libby needs help!

Free From Hippy

Whole foods ****er

Quinoa ****

 

Probably?

 

Great answer. Shows initiative and a willingness to work well as a team. You'll go far sonny.

Plus imagine the ****ing wings on that big duck.

 

You've already hired me mate, please contact my union rep.

 

Probably shouldn’t have tried to make Jerky out of next door’s cat mate.

 

Dont joke about dead cats mate, Jazz will be very angry.

 

Ffs mate. I’ll wasn’t actually going to tell him you used his cat.

You’ve let the cat out of the bag (of biltong) now ...

 

Cat Jerky would be cheaper.

Have you ever tried cat, I have in the Far East, they skin it live at your table.

 

Did they all use the same technique, or were different methods in operation?

 

I only ate one, it was quite a big one.

 

Did it taste of Jasper's tears?

 

Ffs

 

It was quite salty actually.

 

I'm really not liking this turn of events

 

My tears taste of Moon drops and Celestial Mist .

 

Tasted a bit like that as well.

 

Never in doubt...

 

Well done mate. You got the job ?

 

Bosh!

Stick with me brother we are going places.