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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Tel (they/them), Jan 7, 2019.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    It isn't real mate.

    Quese's faeces is very real though.
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yes I am.
     
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  3. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Yeah, can we make it 7am though... mornings are a ****ing bitch.
     
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  4. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    7 it is
    Youre in the fileofax
     
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  5. Skylarker

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    Every morning? :bandit:
     
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    When they ask you at the end if you have any questions ask them if they have any reservations about hiring you, and if they do then you would like an opportunity to answer them before you leave. This either makes you look like a right cocky **** and they will hate you, or makes you look confident and assured and they will love it. In my experience as I am a cocky **** it goes down well.

    Also means you know when you leave the interview if you have got the job or not so don't look like a dick telling everyone you got it and then don't/an attention seeker saying you ****ed it up and then get the job.
     
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  7. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Can’t
    I’ll end up fallin in love with you
    It’s not about that. Im married with child
    I just want to **** in your mouth once a year
    You knew what this was
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I pay £3.49 for 100g.
     
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  9. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Ohhh like that is it?

    Ok deal.
     
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  10. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    That's cheap bro, you going direct?
     
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  11. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    <laugh>
    I dont think Libby is the one who needs help
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Nah just the website that does protein etc for gym ****ers like me.
     
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  13. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    About the same then.

    The Lidl stuff is good quality. But I’ve got a mate from SA who makes his own and his own burervurst (spelling) but ain’t cheap.
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    So Libby, one of your colleagues has asked you out on a date, you know it’s against company policy to date fellow employees but you think this one time won’t hurt, but it does hurt, he piled the full 10 inches into you dry and now you want to make a complaint about it.

    Do you feel comfortable with us sharing this on a poster in our main entrance?
     
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  15. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    The SA sausage is called Boerewors. It’s ****ing lovely
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I tried making my own once <laugh>
     
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  17. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Do tell ...
     
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  18. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
    Brilliant
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Don’t Tel <laugh>

    It was abysmal, I turned a nice £15 lump of meat into stringy horrible ****e that went in the bin.
     
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  20. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Butternut Biltong should be your new board name ... pretty much encapsulating <laugh>
     
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