Right up there with Tees.. Your family will be proud.. Well done you but we did have a stronger candidate, Mr Safft twat from Sunlun hahaha.. Hey, good luck mate..
I just want to thank all the guys here and the guys asking the questions, they made this possible for me.
Mate you still doing the not drinking ? good luck with the interviews - if they do throw a random curveball question the correct response is “that’s a great question, what has been the best answer till now”.
Yeah over five months in now And cheers mate I should be fine anyway, I always get a bit nervous in the morning but am fine once I'm there and never really had a bad interview tbh.
My sexual predatory instincts will make me hire a woman anyway...so I'm not interested in this interview...glad Tel sorted it out...i was never going to give him the gig
In my experience if it's a woman interviewing...just focus on the tits...if executed correctly...she will spend all interview wondering if you're perving or looking her in the face. Good luck brother
One of lifes mysteries. She could be sat there thinking this **** is staring at my my tits, i'm not giving him the job, no ****ing way..When secretly she is really thinking, he looks like peter crouch, wonder if he has a big knob.
1) Always maintain eye contact with the interviewer(s) 2) Don't rush your answers - pause to reflect before responding 3) Don't take too long answering 4) Don't mumble 5) Do some research on the company / organisation in advance 6) Don't ever take interview advice from anyone on a football community forum with a board name that sounds anything remotely like TurdCock 7) You can ignore all the above and perhaps still get the job, except for 6)
If that stupid 3/5 year question comes up: Never answer the 3/5 year ambition question with a 3/5 year plan. You don’t want to be seen as somebody who has his head in the clouds, they have a live vacancy and that’s your focus. Assert your ambition but concentrate this answer on the short term. Nobody sells themselves by having a good 3 year plan, people sell themselves in the here and now. The easiest way to bounce the question and give an original answer is to say, ‘three years ago I was working at X and since then I have achieved XYZ, I believe I’m on the right path now and focused on my career. I’d be happy if my progression continues at this rate in a role that I enjoy, I just feel that to keep me moving forward I will need a new opportunity at some point in the near future’ - that last bit also kills dead any idea that you’re desperate for the role. Any Tom, Dick or Harry could chug on about being a manager, getting a degree, starting a family or buying a house.
