Chipper

Can I just shock you all?
I don't call it a "chippy" or a "chipper", I call it a "chip shop".

 

*****.

 

A chippy is a carpenter,a chipper is were you get your ray and chips and an occasional spice burger.

 

Chippy is what Aussies call their joiners.

 

We do as well

 

And in Scotland too.

 

Chip Van roon ma bit ...Doon republican viewpark .

 

It's Chippy.

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Chipper.

Chippy sounds as gay as ****.

 

No, you're gay as ****.

 

Must be a teuchter thing. In Glasgow they’re joiners.

 

Show's your tits. Thanks in advance, buddy

 

Chip shops are for poor people, anyway. You're all scum.

 

Canny beat a good fish supper.

Not on a Friday though. That's when they sell all the shìte fish to Fenians .

Well known fact that.

 

Never heard Chipper in relation to the chip shop until it was mentioned previously on this site. Doon Sooth it has always been Chippy, it appears only Micks and Monkeys call it the Chipper or even Chip Oil in certain parts of UpNorthernShire.

What dipping/pouring/sauce accoutrements do you savages have?

Peter Kay sketch famously asked "Have you got nowt moist?" after the London kebab shop had no wet sides to offer, what do you lot like on your Chippy/Chipper dinner?

Curry sauce
Gravy
Mushy peas
Baked beans etc

I follow the mantra - fish, battered sausage or saveloy = red sauce. Pie, pasty or normal sausage = brown sauce. Scampi = tartare sauce.

 

There’s a chippo in the grass market in ****burgh that’s quite good. Got to get salt n sauce too. When in Rome n all that

WATP

 

"When in Rome, gob on the Romans" - Animal, Anti-Nowhere League.

 

Edinboro chip shops are shìte. Stay tooned for my run down of the best chippies in Scotland.

 

Salt 'n' vinegar only but my local Macaris would give you a piece of lemon which is a nice touch.The Dutch like mayo on theirs which is ***** **** behaviour of the highest order.

 

Germans have mayo with everything too. @bayernkenny to confirm.