Chipper

Surely they would not ban their best customer?

The logic here is odd.

 

Ye hid thum oan tick.

 

Show my a tally who gives tick and I’ll show you a unicorn

 

Your odd ya plamf

 

*ur

 

Our local Eyetie chipmonger (Luigi) in Dennistoun used to give you tick. Mind you that was when i was a lad back in the 50s.

 

Interest on it no doubt

 

Naw but his chips were rank.

 

The Eastern Europeans have taken over from the tallies in a lot of the Southside chippos. Eddie to confirm

 

Behold, The Lardy Arsed One has spoked.

And he's wrong.

Chipper all day long.

 

Just had a burger king

**** yer chippy/chipper

 

Show off ^^

 

Thats what 16.5k per annum gets you these days.

 

Speaking of fish, I was in the fish shop the other day and the guy in front of me had a fish under his arm and he asked the guy behind the counter if he sold fishcakes. Unfortunately the guy didn't sell them and the guy in front of me, whilst pointing at the fish under his arm, said, "that's a shame, it's his birthday today."

 

Hmmmm not sure whether to like your post or not, as not feeling 100% confident that you aren't being a tad sarcastic. **** it, have one anyway, it's the fish's birthday afterall

 

That was funny the first time I heard it about a hundred years ago.

 

At your 21st birthday party? hahaha pmsl

 

Funniest thing you've ever said.

Other than your fish joke obviously.

 

Open goal M6.