I predict a flounce off thread from our resident rock god/wizzard/hotshot lawyer/Gary Glitter wannabee
Don't be surprised if HIAG comes out of wum retirement and puts you in his net if you keep goading him.
I've packed the nets away in the shed, Figsy. This time, when the fishes leap, they will be landing themselves on the bank. That won't be my fault, but I will help them gently back into the water, nonetheless.