Being a woman and the big question

The whole one indeed, wrapped up in cling film and slapped up there.

She is quite small, but I thought I may want to maximise on the experience and get the fecking thing stretched good and proper

 

you'd all not be able to cope with all the hormones and coop yourself up in your homes and commit suicide because you're so emotional.

 

But we could still express ourselves with grammatical exactitude.

On the dab are ye?

 

no.

 

Ok. You didn't respond to my dinner invitation. I guess that's a no, then?

 

Speaking of dinner, i used my (fan assissted) oven today. Guess what, i didn't burn my food. I have learnt my lesson. I even gave the oven a hug.

 

Lesson #2 - Don't hug the oven until after it's cooled down.

 

I'm not that stupid.

 

what are you cooking?

 

The chicken dinner we were discussing on that other thread. So, you're gonny pretend you didny see the invitation. Oh right. I get it. Invitation withdrawn.

 

fine, i didnt want to come anyway