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  1. Tobes

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    What’s to know? A bloke who’s nearly 60 giving up his Saturday nights to play cover versions badly to a load of old gibbers in back street boozers and social clubs, for a few paltry quid and a tragic ego boost.

    Get to ****.
     
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    I got smashed in there before our FA cup SF win against United in 2009
     
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    Oi, less of the old gibbers please <laugh>
     
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  4. One of those guides listed a venue that is a tiny restaurant/bar where they occasionally get a couple of blokes knocking out campfire songs on acoustic guitars ffs !

    About half the gigs are in the Dorchester area, which is off our patch. A couple of those gigs we have been invited to play, but the lads in the band simply cannot be arsed with the travelling for what money we'll get.

    The Swan (in Swanage) is a gig we've looked at , but it's too small, as is the Nelson (in Poole) .

    To demonstrate to you just how ****e that guide is, it lists The Nelson but not The Fiveways!
     
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  5. Yeah, I know.
     
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  6. PINKIE

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    Okay mate, if you say so <ok>
     
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  7. That's not true.

    Sometimes, we play on Fridays.
     
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    Is this the boozer that you walk through the pub to a marquee out the back?
     
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    Or Sunday lunchtimes at the British Legion. £1 entry for non members <ok>
     
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    No I don’t think so. I vaguely remember a boozer around Wembley with a marquee though, they sold tickets in advance to get in.
     
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  11. Yes, we'll be playing The Legion in Swanage for the first time.

    It's not often we do Sunday gigs.

    We used to play The Red Shoot, in the New Forest, on a Sunday.
     
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    I doubt that many rock stars post bollocks on a silly internet football forum.
     
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  13. <laugh>
    You'd be surprised !

    All the ones I know do worse!
     
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    Stop it mate, you'll spin him out. <laugh>
     
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  15. FosseFilberto

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    Short circuit ...

    ... round the back of the Darby & Joan, skirt Poundland, cross Lidl car park and you're home again <laugh>
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    First sentence a euphemism?
     
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    I bet it won’t last
     
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    ... or just another thread on a footie forum <doh> ... one of HIAG's better attempts in fairness ... some funny comments at least <cheers>
     
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    Did Spurs lose?
     
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    <laugh>
     
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