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Off Topic I'm Done With Wumming

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Jan 5, 2019.

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  1. brb

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    My brain can't handle you at the moment, you are starting to repeat on me like NSIS <whistle>
     
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    NSIS is never
    please log in to view this image
     
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    Just get it fexkin sorted lazy ****:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  4. PINKIE

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    When I used to work for the NHS, all the printers in the trust that I worked for were networked. I remember trying to print something out and it wasn't coming out of my printer so I just kept hitting the print button. It was a ****ing big document too, about 45 pages.

    About 20 mins later I got a phone call from some frantic woman in an office around 30 miles away, screaming at me to press stop print. She'd already had something like 200 pages and they were still spewing out of her printer. <laugh>
     
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  5. PINKIE

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    You make him sound like an aliment <laugh>
     
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    Is it weird that I find that Complimentary <laugh>
     
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    I'm going to send you a PM
     
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    With HIAG's password and log on details :bandit:
     
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    I don't see passwords, but i can help him reset his own account, if he follows my PM instructions.
     
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    Even when tries to make a salient point he ****s it up. The guy is an attention seeking spanner. The spuds only rim him because he’s a spud (albeit a **** one).
     
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    If we never see Spurlock's Bitch again it means he has fooked up his reset <laugh>
     
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    Right, need to go out, if Spurlock's Bitch ain't back time i get home, it probably means he's lying dead in the not606 gutter <laugh>
     
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    Not just me then, I thought he was poor even for pub band standards.
     
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    Yup. I always promised him, show me something good, and i will say it is good, and sadly he can't deliver. He's got about as much musical talent as Jasper's cat.

    I don't just say this for wummery effect <whistle>
     
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    Spurlock's Bitch was last seen: Engaged in conversation, 17 minutes ago

    R.I.P <rose><peacedove>
     
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    I do think that the amateur videos don't do them any favours (that can be said about most of the band clips I've seen), so I will reserve final judgement until I have seen them live. I intend to see them at some point this year.
     
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  17. Archers Road

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    Jimmy Hendrix he ain’t, but it’s nice @Hoddle Is A God has a hobby.

    And while I doubt he is fighting off groupies with a ****ty stick as he would have us believe, his 15 minute banjo solos probably do get him the occasional sympathy shag that would otherwise be denied him.
     
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  18. FosseFilberto

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    Good for you mate ... although the Even Deafer Leppards do have a few issues when it comes to musicality <cheers>
     
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    <laugh> ... some may even be female ...<cheers>
     
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    Thats not true at all.

    StanDman is a chav but I've got no issue with him. He did one thread on here and about 90% of the posters that pile into Hiag piled into StanDMan...yet he doesn't even post here. I can understand the Chelsea posters have an issue because they share the same club board. His reputation preceded him. Or that Arsenal fan who got banned...the one Hiag used to claim to be...never had an issue with him. He did a few threads everyone would pile ln due to his reputation on the Goon board until he disappeared due to everyone egging Brb on..and him being a bit thick.

    Go and read the StanDman's thread if you doubt what I've just said
     
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