Off Topic Elfsborg the horny little midget thread

We need to go in the summer for a cleavage shot.

 

Trust you to lower the tone. I hope to have experienced the real thing by then. Having you there was a distinct hindrance...

 

Not according to Trip Advisor
https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Resta...Cafe_Deli-Bromley_Greater_London_England.html

 

It’s the best cafe in Bromley by far.

Elfs stuffed his down his face in 3 mins.

 

Have just been throwing up before heading off to London.

 

I slept well last night, knowing that I had finally done my bit for Famine Relief.

 

@Clb74

Which would you say moves quicker -

Naby Sarr chasing the ball

or

@baraettmattesvensson demolishing that omelette?

 

Sarr certainly moves faster than your clapped out dirty old banger you picked me up in.

https://www.insideandoutmobilevaleting.co.uk/

Next time I see you I will then give you my £20 dry cleaning bill that I collected today. My backside is cleaner than those seats

 

Just bought this nice little Gant number from Gunwharf Quays.

 

You will look like a little canary wearing that

 

I will miss purple knob

 

You're definitely mellowing bigbum

 

@baraettmattesvensson

If the sale now goes ahead next Monday or Tuesday, will we be seeing your diminutive frame and hideous jacket collection inside the Valley for the Accrington game?

 

Abso bloody lutely

 

@lardiman will be boycotting again by then

I wonder if @AllHellLetLoose will join you?

 

We could have a little get together.

 

as @lardiman will discover tomorrow, where he sits in the Lower West is very empty these days. You can have your own block.

 

I'm thinking of buying up the two adjacent seats for next season as well as the one I have now, so that when the masses flock back to the Valley I'm not squashed between two fat leery b******ds every other Saturday afternoon.
That alone would be worth an extra £900 a season.

 

Even if the new owner is from the land of Oz?