Rival watch

Very League One in the first half.
Get in their faces and neither team looks comfortable

 

Lots of rolling about on the ground pretending to be hurt, too. Unless that's your thing, it's no classic.

 

4 mins: Santi Cazorla returns from the dead to put Villarreal 1-0 up against Real Madrid.
18 mins: Raphael Varane puts Real 2-1 up, following Benzema's 6th minute equaliser.
Roller coaster.

 

Holding the face, every ****ing time. Kicked in the ankle? Hold your face. Nudged on the elbow? Hold your face. Twats.
I think it's been quite entertaining, though. Not a lot of goalmouth action, but it's pretty intense.
It definitely could kick off in the second half.

 

Can we have an offside goal allowed for city a perfectly good goal disallowed for the mousers and van dick sent off and mo salad injure his shoulder please .then the mousers will know how we feel when we get robbed

 

If that does happen, I suggest you avoid going anywhere near Liverpool for a while!

 

The wife’s made me switch over to Clarkson on ITV. What’s the latest on this game?

 

Ederson

 

Still 1-0 City, Pool just had another great chance though

 

Are you... dare I say it... asking the audience?

 

Ffs. City are so **** defensively.

 

Aaaaaaaaand it’s 1-1

 

Damn.
Come on City

 

So nice of Stones to play the entire Liverpool team onside in the buildup for that...

 

It’s 50/50 at the moment

 

Some of Sane & Aguero’s touches have been woeful.

 

2-1 poor old mousers

 

Great finish from Sane

 

I’ll take the RCL for that. Thank you very much.

 

We’re all too busy watching the game, so you’ll have to phone a friend if you want the answer next time.