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Match Day Thread Yanited vs Man Yooooo

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  1. Givemeursaltytears

    Givemeursaltytears Well-Known Member

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    Lads if Rafa goes we are guaranteed to end up with Phil Brown:emoticon-0184-tmi:
     
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    Givemeursaltytears, Jan 2, 2019
  2. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Fortunately he has just taken up a new position
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jan 2, 2019
  3. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    89 minutes gone. Leaving it a bit late for this comeback win. ****ing cock teases.
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jan 2, 2019
  4. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    6 minutes? Doesn't the ref know that Man Utd are 2-0 up?
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jan 2, 2019
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  5. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    6 minutes of stoppage time, Muto's totally gonna get a hat trick.
     
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    Charlie Dogscock, Jan 2, 2019
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  6. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Oriental Luque got this
     
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  7. Givemeursaltytears

    Givemeursaltytears Well-Known Member

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    Oh I see he’s taken over as manager of an Indian takeaway.....guess who owns the takeaway???
     
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    Givemeursaltytears, Jan 2, 2019
  8. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Anyone else’s New Years resolution is to bet on us to lose every game. Make a bit of money.
     
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  9. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I think we can all agree that this match has been so boring it feels like a draw... So 1pt each.
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jan 2, 2019
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  10. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    You're telling me you don't do this already?? <laugh><laugh>
     
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  11. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Jeez, Shelvey is ****
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jan 2, 2019
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  12. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Did see the Fulham 0-0?

    THAT was boredom.
     
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  13. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    It’s dreadful. My wife watched it with me tonight and she has basically said that we don’t play football. She knows **** all about football. She thought that we had to get the ball over the half way line.
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Jan 2, 2019
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  14. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Looks like us selling Dubravka will fund our Championship season.
     
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  15. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Tbf lots of players tonight have been worse:

    Muto hasn't even had a touch
    Kennedy doesn't give a ****
    Rondon looks half asleep
    Hayden is a utter clown
     
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    Charlie Dogscock, Jan 2, 2019
  16. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Needs to go. All them players bar Dubravka and maybe schar are not premiership footballers.
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Jan 2, 2019
  17. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    What the **** does 20LEGEND mean? At least they support a half decent team to make up for their **** sign making. It's not even on bedsheets. Pathetic.
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jan 2, 2019
  18. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Yes but Shelvey is still ****
     
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  19. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    That is probably right. I agree. He’s class but the rest are not footballers. They are just athletes who can kick a ball.
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Jan 2, 2019
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  20. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    20 was his shirt number?
    OLE?
    Legend?

    Maybe Jakarta can answer this better
     
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