New Year's Resolutions

So, green waste... to demonstrate what it does to the land, I have photographed everything I dug and split into two lots.

Finds dropped over the past 4000 years:


Finds ploughed into the land over the last year:


I reckon that's approximately 67% (2/3) finds are from the "green" waste and that's after 1 year of spreading it.
Next year it will be 80%.
The year after 86%.

And this is supposed to be a green alternative to landfill: instead of a big pile of crap in a few select places, you spread a thin film of crap over the entire countryside.

I estimate there to be 50,000 of these fragments in the field. If you dumped all that crap on a beach there'd be outrage.

Where is the outrage? @Toby

 

Never mind that old bollocks, where’s the Nazi gold?

 

Tory HQ

 

The Vatican, Fort Knox and the Kremlin.

 

In the first pic, how can your machine detect chicken and pesto wraps?

I would like to go metal detecting though, I see a few ****s doing it on the beach here in Malaga

 

I don't understand your question squire.
As for beach detecting: not my cup of tea but I've heard you can make a bit of cash and find the odd gold ring if you live in a resort and go out regularly.

 

In your first pic on the 2nd line, the first 5 or so, hilariously look like wraps that you would buy from Tesco.

 

I've no idea what you are talking about, those are WWII .303 bullet shells, think the Home Guard did a lot of training on this field as I find **** loads of them.

 

Any of them work in Tesco?

 

I'm beeling uncontrollably about this

Tweets will be sent and Grove will be posting a Metro link moaning about it tomorrow (if he's not dead)

 

I had a Saturday job in Tesco, finished my shift at 20:30, straight down the pub in my grey nylon blazer.

 

Thanks for your support, if we all stick together, maybe we can make this world a better place in which to go metal detecting.

 

Does this metal detecting thingy pick up tooth fillings and medical implants?

If so I advise you to stay well clear of the wooded areas around villages in the less populated areas of rural Lanarkshire.

Jist saying like

 

An almost uncanny resemblance.