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Match Day Thread Yanited vs Man Yooooo

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 2, 2019.

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  1. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    I'd suggest getting Perez to but he couldn't knock an 8 year old lass over
     
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  2. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    The only way that will happen, is if Pogba falls over the inanimate twat. Like when you kick the bastarding edge of the ungrateful ****ing furniture that would still be wrapped in swedish hieroglyphs if it weren't for you :headbang:

    Maybe that was the plan. Nobody suspects the ****ing coffee table :bandit:
     
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  3. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I might check twitter to see the inevitable Man Utd fans having a paddy and crying because they haven't scored 3 this half. Bring back Jose, all is forgiven <laugh>
     
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  4. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    In the other non-televised game? Bournemouth 3-3 Watford
     
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  5. Judge Death

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    2-0 to Watford after 33 mins - then 4 goals in 9 mins
     
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  6. Paulpowersleftfoot

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    He could probably snap that fella made of balsa Marcelino?
     
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  7. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Shola with some quality commentary. Give that lad a crack at Valencia <laugh>
     
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  8. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    My bad. Those 3 goals in 300 appearances were epic
     
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  9. Gordonthetoony

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    Doing Ok so far but God what is the point of Perez.. Does plenty of running but little contribution, that is when he's on his feet.
     
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  10. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    ****ing is for one of our strikers, you seen the state of Joselu... Christ <laugh>
     
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  11. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    This is beyond crap.
     
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  12. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    I agree
     
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  13. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Hayden update: He does another crap thing.
     
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  14. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Been more impressed with Atsu this game. Still ****e though
     
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  15. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    ****ing perez
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jan 2, 2019
  16. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    "Such strength in depth on the bench"... Took me a full minute to realise he wasn't talking about us :emoticon-0175-drunk
     
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  17. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Very Hayden like in quality
     
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  18. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    <laugh>

    Their bench cost more than our whole squad <cracker>
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    And Hayden with a quality pass
     
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  20. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    I know I almost spunked my pants!!!
     
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