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Match Day Thread Yanited vs Man Yooooo

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 2, 2019.

  1. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    2 shots in a minute from Atsu and Robson balling up a great chance, hmmm.
     
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  2. Ben 10

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    Atsu megging Pogba :afro:
     
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  3. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Mmmmm, you gotta pass there Christian. ...
     
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  4. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    It’s a shame Atsu has the finishing ability of Shola Ameobi or you’d be 2-0 up by now
     
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  5. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Man Utd doing their best to give us a chance by playing Jones... yet still look largely incapable of playing football via Diame and Hayden.

    Great ball over the top by Perez for Atsu though.
     
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  6. Charlie Dogscock

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    He's a winger tbf, I dunno why all the chances are going his way right now.
     
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  7. Charlie Dogscock

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    Jones is actually ok so far, that tackle to deny Rondon was Laescelles esque.

    Although Rafa needs to let Shelvey out the doghouse ASAP and replace Hayden with him.
     
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  8. Ben 10

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    Canny dive from Pogba right in front of the ref, stupid **** bought it too
     
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  9. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    How DARE you have ago at wor Shola! A magnificent beast.
     
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  10. Judge Death

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    All Hail the Mackemslayer :smiley-finger007:
     
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    Hayden update: The useless git just dribbled the ball straight out of play. Under little pressure.
     
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  12. Charlie Dogscock

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    That just about sums him up.

    Diame doing well commanding midfield, but needs Shelvey alongside him to do the creative stuff.
     
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  13. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Hayden update: He has stood round for the last 5 minutes, literally barely moving. Diame won possession, and he just stood 2 yards from him. He is chronic.
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    He is woeful again...
     
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    Howey was just spouting **** to get a few Twitter hits .............. anybody that bought it is a Muppet.
     
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  16. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Hayden update: Doesn't move for a pass that goes 1 yard past him (at most), which leads to a big chance for Man Utd which Dubravka does well to shutdown.

    He must be ****ing immense in training, because I have never seen him do much in a game.
     
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  17. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    35 minutes in and winning* 0-0 against a team who have spent £80 bazillion on players and sacking managers.... And we are carrying an absolute passenger.

    *You can win a draw. We are literally bossing defending our box.
     
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  18. Ben 10

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    Soft as sh!te these like
     
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  19. Paulpowersleftfoot

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    If he’s that ****e can you know simply get him to maim that twat Pogba and at least contribute ?
     
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  20. Ben 10

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    Marriner is a total prick
     
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