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Off Topic Hoop or no hoop?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 2, 2019.

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Hoop or no hoop?

Poll closed Jan 9, 2019.

  1. Hoop

    6 vote(s)
    66.7%

  2. No Hoop

    3 vote(s)
    33.3%
  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Looks like a cauliflower ear to me like.
     
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  3. cronemeister

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    Looks like a bit of fat/gristle conveniently shaped like a balloon knot! That kinda **** could turn a man off meat for life I reckon. :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    It does look a bit like a chocolate starfish mind.
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Just checked and anus comes from ano- the Latin for 'ring'. They clearly knew their stuff.
     
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  6. LiamO

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    Our ANO will get a ****ing right battering tonight<laugh>
     
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  7. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    upload_2019-1-2_18-36-9.jpeg
     
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  8. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    This was a chicken from a well known supermarket.
    For those who need to ask, the little white things are fly eggs
    Wonderful or what
     
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  9. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    why would you want to check up the word Anus <laugh>
     
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    <laugh> Good point...:emoticon-0138-think
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Looks like a bit of rice?. I suppose every little helps....
     
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  12. LiamO

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    Used to like looking dirty words in the dictionary back in day .pre internet obviously<laugh>
     
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    <laugh> **** is a good one to look up, you can have **** all, **** around, **** up, **** off, ****er and even **** buddy. All with wonderfully descriptive meanings...though none of them needed <laugh>
     
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  14. daztoc

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    To be fair the lad doesn't look like he's a stranger to hoops does he!!!
     
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  15. Prince Isak (GG)

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    It’s Ashley’s arsehole!
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Jan 2, 2019
  16. jimileysbaldhead

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    Wanted to get to the bottom of it.
     
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    I've made myself look like a proper ass <wah>
     
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  18. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Before I saw this comment I was looking at the dark bit trying to work out if that was Jesus..
     
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  19. Captainchaos.

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    What's he complaining about
     
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