Match Day Thread Yanited vs Man Yooooo

I've gone vegan

 

They beat the Quorn Hunt eleven in the final of the Leicestershire and District Foxhunters Cup.
They'll certainly have the appetite for this one.

 

Seriously mate no need ! I am not amused so I'd ask politely that you consider my feelings .

I'm trying to have a giggle and not end up wanting to kill anyone else today if possible mate.

Even if the apology I'd requested from the last arrives he's too late now but I'd prefer not to fall out with anyone else.

 

1,2,3... And you're back in the room!

 

It won't last, vegan cheese is ****ing horrible.

 

It is so I don't eat it

A real man can survive on only the bare ingredients nature provides.

Nature does not provide cheese lol

Muscle does not require flavour and neither do I

He who says he can and he who says he can't are both usually right

 

Knob cheese?

 

If you check out the Greggs twitter feed they have launched their first Vegan sausage roll today.

 

No mate I think cheese is the only miss for me though.

All I require is gruel

 

Ha ha that's impossible it's either sausage or not sausage

What it highlights it the fact that more people are making the change for a variety of reasons.

When we go to space we need to be better suited for grazing the barren landscapes of the universe

 

Asda sausage mix is the only vaguely acceptable vegan sausage, you mix it with water, make phallic shapes with it and fry it. Doesn't taste like sausage but is still good. Quorn sausages are ****ing horrible so are just about all other veggie sausages.

Had my veggie 7 years and I miss it not, only resolutions this year are to bang more girls than last year and drink less alcohol. Both realistic.

 

All I require is gruel! No imitations.

 

At the end of the day, who gives a **** what anyone eats? Its a lifestyle choice. Like boozing and partying. Life is an amusement park, enjoy the ride!

 

Apparently eating dog and cat is out of order I've never quite got my head around that one .

 

They have dog restaurants in Hanoi. Apparently the Golden Labrador breeds are the tastiest. Never fancied trying it though.

 

If honestly rather eat a person id lose my self respect otherwise

 

Human flesh tastes like pork apparently:

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/human-flesh-looks-beef-taste-more-elusive-180949562/

So it might remind you of your poor piggies in that vid too much.

 

Anyways, back to footy. We will get humped like bitch on heat by a rabid dog.

 

We will be disemboweled like pigs at the slaughterhouse.

 

Our home form is abysmal and they are on the up.
Bloody typical to have a resurgence just before playing us.
Their back line can be suspect and if we are to have any hope of getting anything, the service to Rondon has to be spot on.
We will get beaten l fear, but for me that’s not such a big deal as the manner in which we get beat.
I hope we give them a real fight.