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Match Day Thread Yanited vs Man Yooooo

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 2, 2019.

  1. Captainchaos.

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    Thejudeanpeoplesfront.

     
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  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I can't follow all this vegan themed threadage due to deletion.

    I was gonna try being vegan but decided that becoming a vegan was a huge missed steak.

    My dyslexic vegetarian Muslim neighbour stoned his wife to death yesterday. All she did was tell him she'd burned the Quorn.
     
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  3. Captainchaos.

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    You see this I don't mind
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    We being Manyoo?
     
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    Just ignore the nasty ones. People can be vicious ****s sometimes. Rise above it bud:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

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    Mate I don't know what's been going on as I haven't been on over the festive period.

    I'm just a bit lost on the leaving thread, vegan comments etc. I understand a thread has been deleted so I suppose I'll never know.

    Anyway I wish you a Happy New Year mate, I hope you had a good festive period <cracker>
     
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    He’s a right weirdo mate. Hangs around on street corners touting his wares, showing some leg and winking and smiling at folk whilst whistling sailor songs.
     
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    Happy New Year to you fella.

    My New Years resolution is to lose weight and drink less cans.

    Pure water is the future.
     
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    A photo I took of JPF last time I saw him. He’s the one on the left ready to kiss Jak on the cheek.

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  10. Captainchaos.

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    He's going to be served second hand gruel on a daily basis for the rest of his life If I have my way with him.
     
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    I've got some clen you can have.

    It'll work you'll lose fat guaranteed and if you drink you'll lose more because you will die.
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

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    Aye Happy New Year. I'll do a bit of a detox and blast a ton of training in early doors. Get in tip top shape before undoing it all as the year unfolds.
     
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  13. Captainchaos.

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    I'm going to get in shape at work physical job starts today ... I'm going to look like jean Claude van daaan stocking the boilers in AWOL in a few hrs
     
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    I quite like that, actually x
     
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    He is a charmer I have to say. The flower behind the ear just sets the right tone.
     
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  16. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    Pansy ?
     
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  17. Charlie Dogscock

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    I was friends with a cannibal who dumped his girlfriend, he wiped his arse afterwards.

    Was a crap veggie for 7+ years, gave up and back on the good stuff, eating lamb meatlballs now, yum yum.

    Boo hiss, why was the vegan thread deleted? I miss out on all the good stuff.

    Oh yeah and we're playing a football match innit?

    Clearly this is gonna be one of the classics vs Man U that they sell on DVD for years to come in the club shop, a victory to rank along side the 5-0 in 96, the 4-3 in 01 and the 3-0 in 12.
     
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    He is a bit but the flower is a daisy.
     
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    Because the Judeanpeoplesfront is a Nazi basically
     
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  20. Charlie Dogscock

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    That's slightly ironic, given Hitler was a veggie.
     
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