She wants to watch some awful crap with American nobodies in, so she doesn’t want me to look at my phone while also having the darts on.
No worth the hassle mate I’m back at work tomorrow, I might get a quick stroke tonight if I don’t kick up a fuss.
Get a can of Stella out the fridge, point at it and sit down.....in front of the darts. She’ll know.......
Just been on the Cardiff City match thread and I see Libby wishing Cardiff a point Who wishes his own team's rivals a point? #pray4relegation
Told me that he was always nice about Spurs too!.. Must have been telling me porkies so I’d be nice about his team.. You just can’t trust some people.
Net spend bullshit. The only reason Liverpool can half way claim to spending sensibly within net means is because of dirty rich money. PSG have funded Liverpool's huge splurges. All transfers now rely on money from the sugar daddy clubs in one way or another.
That's where you went wrong mate. You should know by now spuds fans don't do jokes and have no sense of humour
When I went to the Spurs v Watford match last season the Premier league hashtag followed it's usual format of the first 3 letters of each team... I honestly thought #totwat was the most ridiculous variation there was...until yesterday...when arsenal played Fulham...giving us an #arsful
Chelsea sign Pulisic, haven't seen loads of him but what I have seen I like. They have instantly loaned him out of course, it is like the Chelsea initiation, apart from Morata
