New Year's Resolutions

Eh?

Happy New Year, Eddie.

 

Oh yes.

 

Yay!

 

I've witnessed the farmer call it my field, I've been on it so many times and found so much. I will post a picture of all the junk I dug up, looking like it was more than I said but you'll see. Been between homes, back at base camp, finds drying out in the kitchen.

Edit: you ****.

 

In all honesty, I can imagine what you are doing as quite exciting and addictive. I mean the metal detecting, not your ****ery.

 

It's my bit of peace. I imagine I get from it what others get out of yoga, if not more: a whole day out in the fresh air, not staring at a screen, exercising and not seeing another human, just deer and other animals, a lot of time for thinking. Now the farmer has ruined my ****ing field . Just hope he hasn't spread that crap over all his land.

*poovery

 

I've been metal detecting once years ago. Enjoyed it very much.

 

We should have a general chat metal detecting weekender. I've got 3 machines and a couple of tents plus sleeping bags and air beds. Bagsy I get to share with Tina.

 

****ery is quite addictive.


Allegedly

 

I’ll bring poppers and KY

 

You can have her/it (seriously).

Minge like the Mersey Tunnel.

 

I would love to do metal detecting weekend and of course you can have Tuna, in fact please do. I think I would just end up taking my metal detector everwhere I went though i.e. the pub

 

We don't need a pub, just bring a stack of drink, some food and bog roll and we'll be fine.

 

Surely we can wipe each others bottoms with our hands?

 

Seems I’m being passed about like a bag of mini chips. ****ers.

 

*cocks

 

Nothing mini about you.

I would still let you pish in my mouth