Breaking news..... Malik wilkes the eternal loanee has been given a new contract until 2022.im over the moon get in there you beauty.
Good old nocker i was at the game when he tried a drag back and stood on the ball in front of the north stand. Fell straight on his ass never heard a crowd laugh so much.
He was a bit unlucky though. If he was around now he’d be getting a five year contract extension and being hailed as another for the future bless him
Presumably you’ve also witnessed a rocking horse taking a dump and have a private collection of hen’s teeth, davy?
Contrary to popular opinion jammy is not averse to one liners... it’s just the fact that mine, in particular, aren’t remotely amusing he takes issue with.
Rather than drinking I decided to spend my New Year's Eve constructively. So developed an app, which when launched will be called " PILLOCKTALK " (TM Jammy 2019) Don't want to give the game away too much but it's based on the Reggie Perrin " Grot Shop " concept of trying to make profit from something completely useless and therefore the possibilities are virtually limitless with regards to the uselessness available on a daily basis on this very forum. Never was the phrase " I didn't get where I am today without knowing rubbish when I see it " more apt. On my way to the Dragons Den now to secure the necessary investment to make 2019 an amazing year.
Happy New Year all. Having read through this it’s hard to believe we are top of the championship at the start of 2019. Also can’t believe the reaction and comments on our players because of a loss against Hull. Did you expect to play 46 games and lose none. I am a glass half empty person but get real, we’ll lose more games as will the others. Buckle up for the ride
Thank god for that as you're needed for the content as usual. Good luck against the spuds later and hope you enjoy the match.
I watched him in the u23s quite a lot & was impressed. One day, about 6 feet in front of me, he made the most outrageous dive whilst attacking. The ref blew immediately & he pished himself laughing whilst lying on the deck, holding the ball. And with his back to the ref, of course. I think he expected a yellow, right up until he heard the opposition complaining about him winning a foul. I was impressed that he was enjoying himself so much, but even more impressed by how he immediately switched on a straight face before turning to face the ref, doing the usual outstretched arms & 'All the time, ref!' complaint. He then turned back & gave us all a great big grin. I've only ever heard of players commenting on one player in this way - Ally McCoist. Countless defenders have recounted that he'd be standing beside them, cracking jokes, then moments later, he was off scoring a goal before the defender had realised he'd disappeared. It's a rare skill at this level & it looks like Mallik has got it. Lots more boring posts to come this year folks ......
