What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

No mine are unctuous and viscous.

 

No, you decided on that, no one else.

 

Doesn't mention piss at all as far as I can see?

 

A sauce with that much water cooked covered is not going to thicken in that time. Simple.

 

You probably used the wrong kind of piss

 

Ffs you had spuds in it too, another thickner.

 

Luv attempted to make an indian curry hence the following discussion. Feel free to go off on a tangent though by all means.

 

Waxy potatoes don't really help with thickening and despite all that it was not supposed to be thick...a bit like you.

 

Think the word unctuous should be banned. Hate it when chefs use that word.

 

Can't wait to post up tonight's curry.

 

What are we having tonight? More Madasahouse Jeffrey recipes?

 

Fixed.

 

No, my own tonight.

 

In your dreams home cook.

 

If you want a decent recipe give me a tug. It won’t be pissy.

 

Yours are spew and dogshit mate. I’ve never seen a so called chef present their food any worse than you do

 

I’ve never heard it I thought he’d just misspelled ****ous

 

It’s a Jamie oliverism.

 

Can’t stand that mong.

 

Knew that pleb when he was a lowly chef de partie.