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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Teessidemackem, Dec 15, 2018.

  1. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    How does that work? Genuinely interested
     
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  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    You don’t need training to eat a kebab - just chilli sauce
     
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  3. brb

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    That's bolloxs <ok>
     
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  4. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    If I remember correct, they use very thin lines, and the word VOID is also in thin lines but in a different direction, the photocopier cant give a good enough resolution to accurately reproduce it, and the words show up.
     
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  5. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Try it, not sure of it works on a scanner, but try that as well
     
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  6. brb

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    I don't need to, how do you think people got certified copies!?
     
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  7. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Its was designed to stop forgeries, people taking photocopies to show who they are was fine
     
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  8. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    There were paper licences issued for a 2 year span back in ‘91/92 that came up with the words fake or copy.

    You’d have been making the teay.
     
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  9. brb

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    But i thought you just said you couldn't photocopy them?
     
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  10. brb

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    Just realised, you said the word 'void' - i concede :(
     
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  11. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Only they didn’t say void.
     
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  12. brb

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    So he lied to me <grr>




    Get in there <party>
     
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  13. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    May have been COPY, I cant remember anything form 30 mins ago let alone 25 years or so ago
     
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  14. remembercolinlee

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    I can't look after myself and ain't jealous.

    I find sobbing and peeing myself while rocking back and forth reciting "Mary has a little lamb" to the tune of "the lion sleeps tonight" and ask for a special hug gets me out of most situations unharmed <ok>
     
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  15. Quesadaad

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    Then shank em when they move in to give you a hug?
    Nice
     
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  16. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Snow White had been holding them back. <ok>
     
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  17. pieguts

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    Only if you count using a knife and fork special forces training. Mind you, he’s that thick he probably did have to have special training for that task.
     
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  18. Stan

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    Is this going to be your new thread KC?
     
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  19. pieguts

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    He had an action man!!
     
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  20. Archers Road

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    Eh?
     
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