Off Topic OLOF's political thread

Easter?

 

Leeds go 10pts clear at the top ?

 

The apocalypse

 

Here’s one many on here will want to get behind.

https://www.gofundme.com/build-a-wall-in-the-english-channel

 

See you and LL have already made a start

 

Great idea but I’d like it built in a different sea

 

So do we all but the paddys are a bit sensitive about it.

 

Not at all. Once there’s a hole left in it to slip in and out of Leeds I’ll be happy

 

Same problem as Boris Johnson’s bridge - sea is very deep there (it’s sofa down ) plus it’s been a dumping ground for unused munitions. Makes wall building a teentsy bit difficult.

 

I think the EU will fund it.

 

Only if we tell them we don't want one.

 

Presumably this is phase 1. Phase 2 is to build a wall right round england.

Phase 2 will get a lot of worldwide funding if there are no doors in the wall.

 

There has to be a door as we still have some barbarians to remove

 

Given the Brexiteer attitude, surely you just sling them (us) off the top of the wall? Then again, you won't have any immigrants to do the lowly tasks for you - like climbing stairs, for instance.

 

or indeed building the wall in the first place

 

As if you can climb stairs

 

Don’t forget which side of that wall you’d be on, mockjock.

 

Race you any day, matey!

You can just picture the fat equivalent of Dumb & Dumber getting loaded into the ambulances, can't you?

 

Which one would that be, then?

 

The civilised side.

After phase 1, phase 2 would be to do Hadrian’s wall properly, then Offas dyke to keep out the Welsh, with a small diversion around Crewe to ensure racial purity.

You know, Brexits not such a bad idea when you think of it like this