FFS mate I had you tugging like a snagged maggot as soon as I asked you if you’d sack the useless ****
And I just told you that ain't happening. You shook here pal Is it because the title is going to either City or Pool this season ?
Oh here we go... Piskie has his titanium armour on again boys, yeah don’t bother trying to wind him up he’s impenetrable tonight, despite the fact that he’s been thrashing around like a whipped eel since his greasy ***** manager led his team out tonight to a total obliteration by the ****ing bin dippers... No he’s in a great mood lads, we all believe he’s sat there pissing his pants at my deadly serious list... Yeah it’s just a football forum... nothing could possibly make the cool guy fizz... Nothing.... No sir... please log in to view this image
Tel put his list together whilst watching X-Factor, trying to change his nipper's nappy and with one finger up his bum.
He's done really well at Newcastle considering that prick Ashley giving him nothing tbf. The Toon fanbase love him.
At 5-1 down he might as well have brought Lilly Savage on mate. Nothing was going to change that abomination of a game today.
Nobody was supposed to take this seriously mate. Apart from Piskie. I wasn’t expecting the rest to bite.
