Would you let me **** you in the arse?

Wil you lim me ren keem?

 

No I wouldn't let you **** me in the arse. I pitch. I don't catch.

 

You might not just be constipated. It could be bowel cancer.

<fingers crossed>

 

I wish I was constipated, ****ing 3 ****es before 8am this morning, you know what they say though, the early turd catches to worm.........

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Ok, so you want raped, that's cool

Dry or Spittle?

 

****ing idiot.

 

How big is your cock?

 

It's about 7.5 inches erect.

It curves slightly towards magnetic north.

 

So on a rotating bed it would be like a twirling dildo?

 

Thar she blows

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Girth?

 

That's it

 

Is there any sort of reward?

Shot on a pony, big bag of sweeties, a new DS game - something like that?

 

Date rape, though. I expect a nice bit o' dinner and a few drinks first.

 

Same, it's cylindrical

 

Shaved or unshaved?

 

Just a salty deposit, though you could keep my DNA warm enough as to create your very own EDGE

Cool x

 

Hair Transplant, I took hairs from my head and transplanted them into my scrote an grew the hair until it was long enough to plait.

Then when I go to a Spanish island on holiday, the big african woman work their magic on my scrote hairs.

 

Ok, can you maneuver around my hemorrhoids? They are a tad sensitive ever since I sat on my arse for 6 hours flat ****ing into a flask for money

 

So now your cock looks like an albino Floella Benjamin?

Maybe I will....