The New Year..

I was with my ****ed up family today and my beautiful 12 year old boy slouched over to sit on my lap while he watched some **** play Fortnite on his phone. I love the fact that he still automatically heads over to me but I know that it’s almost done.

 

My eight year old niece still runs up to me for a cuddle when I go to their house - as you say, that won't be happening for too much longer!

 

Lose weight, get a new job, decorate the house, enjoy my holidays, see a musical in the West End, keep growing my beard.

 

My eldest was fine at 12. 3-4 years later he turned into Kevin the Teenager.

 

My lad was a nightmare at 13.

 

I'm just gonna do the same stuff again.

 

Many of us will - we're just lying to ourselves!

 

Thank **** for that

 

Same for me with my 11 year old. Still got plenty of time left with the 9 year old though. Even more time with the 4 year old but he's more of a mummy's boy

 

****.

 

I wonder how the **** it happened at all. Should have been brown bread years ago, so every day is a bonus.


But as Tony Soprano replied, when Dr Melfi reminded him about calling every day a gift from god; "but does it always have to be a pair of socks?"

 

Will do more of the same, I’m enjoying stuff atm. Mrs wants child no 2 back end of next year so I should get a shag around February time. Winner.

 

Metths has 30 years worth of spunk ready to be unleashed on the world, if you're not in the mood.

 

That lad ain’t ever getting a shag pal. I fear even if he is prepared to fork out top whack he’ll be turned away.

 

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I plan to increase my body count. 2018 was pretty disappointing. Women seem to getting more and more cautious these days. I may have to start targeting street walkers and/or junkies.

Awe ra best when it comes