I’ve decided that the best way to get through today is copious amounts of booze so I’m drinking a Bloody Mary.
I’m gonna make something in a minute. I’ll post the pic when it’s ready. I dunno what I’m making yet.
Buffet tonight made by Mrs luv can't ****ing wait, honest, I bet there's sausage ****ing rolls and everything.
No mate it'll be frozen crap and whatever she can find in the fridge like cheese slices and coleslaw. I ****ing hate buffets.
Anyone know someone who is a use by date freak? Get some nail varnish remover and rub all the dates out. That'll really **** them up.
I don’t eat any meat/chicken/eggs/milk that are either on or past their use by date. I’ll happily eat a pack of crisps that are 2 years out of date though.