What people will be getting for Christmas?

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I got a deodorant stick for christmas. The instructions said 'Remove cap and push up bottom'
I can hardly walk but my farts smell lovely.

 

Got socks, smellys, drinking game and a blowjob.

Been a good boy this year

 

Got a boss North Face parka, complete with furry hood. Ideal for those cold and wet matchdays.

 

I got the Gotham about 5 years ago, probably the best jacket I’ve ever owned.

 

Yeah it’s a Gotham in Black mate.

 

Yeah mine’s black, I took the fur off a few years ago so not sure where that bit is. I have a few other jackets and coats but keep going back to that one whenever the weather is bad.

 

I got some Jean Paul Gaultier aftershave for work, a box of Toffifee, some slippers that were too small so they’re going back and my Xbox One X but I’ve had that about a month.

My best present is my day off, which is today. Off to the football as part of an all day sesh. Mrs is off to the in-law’s with the sprog.

 

Do I buy myself a new tv just because I’m bored?

 

I gots a nice Tesla for sale. Special price for a pal

 

Yes .

 

Ive got some of that.

 

I always get terrible gifts. I'm not ungrateful for them, I usually get **** that I need but they aren't what most people would even think about giving someone as a birthday/xmas gift. This xmas I received one gift, without even thinking about a month ago I told my mum that my dog had chewed through one of my bed sheets that I was hanging up and drying. I bought a replacement probably a day after, but she took that as some kind of hint that that was what I wanted for Christmas. So my only gift this year was one Ikea bedsheet.

 

Always keep your trap closed when parents come around mate. They take everything at face value.

 

Yeah, as I say I am not ungrateful for what they get me. Usually it is stuff that I have to spend money on, but don't really want to. So household **** mainly which is good. Most of my mates always find it hilarious though so it is kind of a tradition telling them what I got for birthday/xmas.

 

I do it all the time, if there is something i want, but can't be arsed to go and get it, i drop a hint...My latest one (yesterday) was, 'oh, if you see any cheap spice racks'.

It's not the type of **** i can be arsed to go trudging out for, so may aswell give her something to do.

 

You should have told her your dog chewed up your Rolex watch.

 

I got a new 1/4" router, sad I know to most of you on here, but I was genuinely well happy.

 

Considering she only bought him one sheet I'd say she would've bought him a chew toy for the dog