Off Topic The Burly Arms

a lazy morning ****...they the best

 

Wasn't expecting it at 5am, But you can't knock it....

 

Drinking speciality detox tea..

Rock and ****ing roll.

 

It’s all over here already but forgot to wish all my not 606 hoes & bitches a happy Christmas.

 

Has Piskie sent you some vegan tea?

 

Brussel Sprout flavour

 

So it's dogs curry, and ginges manky pasties today?

 

Nah, lived it up today mate, three parties ended up a some big Swiss gaff eating potatoes with Ratklet cheese and fine red wines.

 

Another mug who moved to the jungle for a tart?

 

What is it with women who draw their eyebrows on ? I told my sister she'd drawn her eyebrows on too high, she looked a bit surprised ...

 

welcome to the 21st century you hippy vegan ****ta

 

Did she rub the original ones off and draw a some 'surprised look' brows on?

Women are fuvking stupid

 

I'm gonna pretend you got that joke mate.

 

Good tidings ballbags

 

Ohh I get it hahaha yes

Got it from a Xmas cracker didn't you?

 

**** off dickhead

 

but did she raise it?

 

I haven't got a sister.

But yeah, wft is that all about. Pluck your eyebrows off until you've got **** all left and then draw on some fat slugs instead

 

Touche'

 

It was a **** one mate, almost fossie esq.