Little gap, goose is in, everyone is a bit pissed and sat around together in the living room watching various electronic devices. Funny old world but everyone is chilled and it's quite nice.
****s you mean? Step son and his Mrs bought me stuff. They’re only two years older. If I had thought about it I’d have bought some laxatives and dropped them in her dinner the ****.
Best at point of opening was a graphic novel Mercy on Me which is about Nick Cave his life and songs. Worst is the same as the ****ing text is in German.
Not true that...some are just mother ****ers I hate the whole concept of step children anyway. You have to give them all the love like a real parent or you are a ****...but it doesn't work because they don't give you the respect your biological kid would give you...in order to make it all work naturally...not all but some and I've tried it once. Hated the set of bastards.
Bit knackered now. Shared two bottles of Prosecco with her and the bro in law while playing various games of monopoly deal (shortened card game version), kick abouts in back garden, fed the fire, had cheese and biscuits all while waiting for her mum to finish work so we can eat the main event. Already been picking at the turkey. ****ed and starving so having a quick chill upstairs while she sorts the veg after a snooze. Next stop is red wine and it's game over then, I'll plough through the stuff for the rest of the evening and night. Not sure if Gin and Tonic or ginger would be a good idea? Best present; a lovely soft and warm over head lacoste sweatshirt in grey. Worst, the same I suppose as it's all I got! The TV offerings are ****ing lamentable.
Ahh you can’t beat a good old traditional butternut squash and kale bake with all the trimmings at Christmas
I bet every man in the whole British isles is now watching the clock and wishing they could close their eyes and wake up on boxing day.
