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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. merrysupersteve

    merrysupersteve Active Member

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    I use 'spelt' as I think it sounds better than 'spelled.' I think I just interchange between 'learnt' and 'learned.' I guess I haven't learnt which is the better term to use. Maybe a more learned individual could confirm for me? Pretty sure in both cases, you can use either and both are acceptable in English language.
     
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  2. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Like I said, cerebral!
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    So Sky, your real name is 'Rob'. Expect a torrent of posts along the lines of "That's a top name for a Scouse, bin-dipping, hubcap thieving low-life.

    Do you see what I did there? <cracker>
     
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  4. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    You can call me 'random occurring boner' <ok>

    Yeah the 'Rob' gags are always worth a laugh - If you're a 12 year old spotty virgin.
     
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  5. Lucaaas

    Lucaaas Well-Known Member

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    I think both versions are correct, aren't they? I hope so anyway!!

    On knobhead/nobhead argument, I suppose it depends if knob is a proper word? I'm unsure if its slang or an actual word if I'm honest, anyone know?
     
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  6. Ze

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    If you couldn't see the irony in my statement, then you don't deserve to use the word Cerebral.
     
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  7. Lucaaas

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    Mmm, Cereal.
     
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  8. Chief

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    Yeah, I could. Most people would spell dickhead with an I though, not a U. Unless you were deliberately calling me duckhead?

    Take the joke man FFS!
     
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  9. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Stop being such a duck.
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I didn't say I was going to do it. I am a bit spotty though. The others don't apply.
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Of course 'knob' is a proper word. Have you never turned a doorknob, you knobhead. However, when 'knob' is prefixed to 'head', it becomes a slang word. Hope this helps to clarify.
     
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  12. Lucaaas

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    Shut up you penis!
     
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  13. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    So is it Lucass is nobhead or Lucass is a Knobhead, just to make sure, we domt want any grammer nazi's here, do we :)
     
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  14. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    We certainly "domt".

    <doh>

    <laugh>
     
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  15. Ze

    Ze Well-Known Member

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    No I was calling you a ****head, but the irony was I left out the f.
     
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  16. Skylarker

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    'eatcustard' should be 'eat custard'.

    Without leaving a space it makes no sense at all.
     
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  17. Ze

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    There are no capital letters either, and it would be helpful to know who he's addressing and ordering to eat custard.
     
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  18. Lucaaas

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    Don't.

    Grammar.
     
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  19. merrysupersteve

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    In fairness, it's actually meant to be 'E At Custard.' I have no idea who 'E' is or where the custard that he is visiting is situated though.
     
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  20. HRH Custard VC

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    That's is back to skool for me
     
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