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xmas idiots on the roads

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by leez, Dec 22, 2018.

  1. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Not surprise a Newcastle fan is confused with any number above 1, been a long time since seen anything above that :bandit:
     
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    <grr> Hubcaps! <whistle>
     
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  3. GeordieHalfbreed

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    We do have a nervous obsession with the numbers 16-19 as that’s where we spend most of our time in the Premiership these days.

    The only way to solve **** driving is either driverless cars, or for insurance companies to insist on a device that tracks your driving and puts your premium up if you drive like a tosser. Former is a few years away, latter wouldn’t be popular, but could feasibly be done. The armed forces already have the devices (Trimbles) installed in their civvy fleet.
     
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  4. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    Speaking of tossers - Muppet in his ****ty one series weaving in and out of traffic this morning. Captured on dashcam. I'd be tempted to ruin that ****s Christmas if I knew that the Police would do something.

    BMW drivers are a breed. Think they are better than everyone else and above the law. Someone should remind them that they drive common, production line boxes that aren't even in the same league as true premier brands like Aston Martin or Maserati.
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Oh come on you BMW drivers out there. Do tell the rest of us we are jealous of your 'expensive' cars :)
     
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  6. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    Classic comment from them - 'You might be able to afford one someday.'

    One day they might be able to afford a Maserati. That is buy one outright rather than lease/ finance.
     
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  7. Howe's about that then?

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    Yep. We've had to have a roundabout dumbed down by me because people don't understand the concept of moving over one lane after each exit
     
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  8. Captainchaos.

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    I bet you're all **** drivers
     
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  11. InBiscanWeTrust

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    They did a survey and I think about 60% of people think they are in the top 10% of best drivers.. says everything really.
     
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  12. Captainchaos.

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    In that case I think all drivers should be killed and we will save innocent peoples lives
     
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    I may be lambasted for my misunderstanding of today’s Highway Code but when the **** did indicating to go straight on at a roundabout (a mini one not the massive ones) become a thing?

    My major gripe isn’t so much with the drivers it’s the speed bumps, the”traffic calming measures” and ****ing traffic lights on roundabouts. Boils my ****ing piss!
     
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    Speed bumps are a joke. Anyone driving an SUV can easily do 70 over them.
     
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    Insurance is a joke . bit off subject like

    Why can you not not get judged off ,how you drive .
    My son ( new driver ) pays a fortune for being young , he has not crashed, or caused a accident . so why should he pay for some other stupid **** boy racers **** careless driving .

    legal scam in my eyes
     
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    How the **** do you indicate to go straight!??
     
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    I think you just don't indicate lol
     
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    Perhaps we should invent a new indication method for going straight ahead. Flashing the middle finger to other drivers maybe?
     
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  19. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    Ask David Walliams
     
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  20. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    The whole thing is. Car insurance is a necessity and it amounts to a tax. Add on road tax, tax on fuel and being taxed for repairs and its a complete rip off.
     
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