jen and tina go for a picnic. 'you been on not606 today jen?' asked tina while fingering herself vigourously. 'no', replied jen, moving slowly up and down on the butt plug. 'who do you like on it? i think ian beale pud carol kirkwoods funbags captain fantastic are all soooo sexy' 'they certainly are' agreed tina 'but er is more my age what a hottie...uhhh!' <squirt> jens face gets creamed. they both giggle and tuck into their sainsburys chicken and bacon sarnies. Ack sorry
Jen lives next door to me, and the other day she came to my door, to question me about items of clothing that have been going missing from her washing line........ I nearly Sh@ her Knickers!!
Let me help those who are struggling with a basic outline of how to construct one of these jokes: Two females of different ethnic groups/hair colours walk into a bar. One makes a statement that is logical and to the point. The second female says something that is to the point, but is illogical and obviously unintellegent. Her error, therefore, embarrasses her entire ethnic group/every other person whom shares the same hair colour. Assign each female as either Tina or Jen. You're welcome.
tina and jen of different ethnic groups/hair colours walk into a bar. jen makes a statement that is logical and to the point. tina says something that is to the point, but is illogical and obviously unintellegent. Her error, therefore, embarrasses her entire ethnic group/every other person whom shares the same hair colour. doesnt really work
I know why NLS is getting pissy. He's had nothing to knick lately since the riots. Poor kid, he's getting all frustrated
and because i laughed when he said his mates house had been raided by police. some very poor efforts here, very disappointed...apart from you ian
