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The Tina & Jen Joke thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Gambol, Sep 6, 2011.

  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    I don't get that lucky.
     
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  2. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    jen and tina go for a picnic.

    'you been on not606 today jen?' asked tina while fingering herself vigourously.

    'no', replied jen, moving slowly up and down on the butt plug. 'who do you like on it? i think ian beale pud carol kirkwoods funbags captain fantastic are all soooo sexy'

    'they certainly are' agreed tina 'but er is more my age what a hottie...uhhh!'

    <squirt>

    jens face gets creamed. they both giggle and tuck into their sainsburys chicken and bacon sarnies.



    Ack sorry
     
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  3. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Die Beale die.
     
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  4. celticeasyontheeye

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    Jen lives next door to me, and the other day she came to my door, to question me about items of clothing that have been going missing from her washing line........

    I nearly Sh@ her Knickers!!
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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  6. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

    Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH New Member

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    Im pretty sure Tina has a thing for me
     
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  7. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Yes, you're right. A deep swamp in Ireland with a pair of concrete shoes on.

    <hug>
     
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  8. <laugh>

    I had my money on you saying a voodoo doll <doh>
     
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  9. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    tina and jen spotted out together

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  10. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Who's who, though? Think about your answer carefully.

    <grr>
     
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  11. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    you have no moustache <ok>
     
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  13. SolidSpur

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    Let me help those who are struggling with a basic outline of how to construct one of these jokes:

    Two females of different ethnic groups/hair colours walk into a bar.
    One makes a statement that is logical and to the point.
    The second female says something that is to the point, but is illogical and obviously unintellegent.
    Her error, therefore, embarrasses her entire ethnic group/every other person whom shares the same hair colour.

    Assign each female as either Tina or Jen.

    You're welcome. <ok>
     
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  14. Hash.

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    tina and jen of different ethnic groups/hair colours walk into a bar.
    jen makes a statement that is logical and to the point.
    tina says something that is to the point, but is illogical and obviously unintellegent.
    Her error, therefore, embarrasses her entire ethnic group/every other person whom shares the same hair colour.

    doesnt really work <yikes>
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Correct. Basically blonde jokes.
     
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  16. SolidSpur

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    Damn. And I was so sure it'd work too. <grr>
     
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  17. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    <laugh> I know why NLS is getting pissy. He's had nothing to knick lately since the riots. Poor kid, he's getting all frustrated:emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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  18. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    and because i laughed when he said his mates house had been raided by police.



    some very poor efforts here, very disappointed...apart from you ian <ok>
     
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  19. Hugh Briss

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    You see, now you've started me thinking about licking their arses... ...oh dear, here I go again...
     
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  20. eddieveeee

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    How many balls do Jen and Tina have combined?

    four.
     
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